caledscratch: 3000—21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy    #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down #the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese (Source: tornadokick95, via ruinedchildhood)
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fukkkres: white mom: quit roughhousing! white son: fuck u mom white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that? white dad: go to your room billy right this minute! white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can* (via ruinedchildhood)

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

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allteensrelate: "when i was your age-" (via ruinedchildhood)

allteensrelate:

"when i was your age-"

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I know, I know it’s been a while. I’ve been busy. But I’m back.
So I was watching these two today and I just realized something.
Two of the greatest stand-up comedians have shared the same stage- in the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, Arizona- 35 years apart.
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Is it bad if its good?
Anonymous said: If you read the comics, you would know that Scott and Ramona stay together. Plus we know Dexter's entire life. Your theory doesn't make any sense.... …….. a man can dream, can he?

Anonymous said: If you read the comics, you would know that Scott and Ramona stay together. Plus we know Dexter's entire life. Your theory doesn't make any sense....

…….. a man can dream, can he?

Just got home from work. Was going to use the bathroom. Saw this.
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Scott Pilgrim is a young Dexter Morgan.
Bear with me here. Spoilers ahead.
-The resemblance is striking.
- Scott goes on an epic journey to “defeat” seven evil exes. This is all though his eyes (hence the comic-like style), so in his head his enemies are just turning into quarters but in reality he’s committing murder.
- If you read the comics, you’d know that him and Ramona eventually break up. But that doesn’t mean he stops seeing things abnormally. He needs to fill a void in his heart that Ramona was in. So he moves to Miami, changes his identity and works for police department.
- Dexter’s childhood is a fill-in excuse he made up because of his losing sanity- it explains little to no mention of his real parents, and the pool of blood he remembers is the reality of what he thought was a pool of quarters.
- All the people he kills are not only bad people, but people he believes might pose a threat to him and his plans. Once he meets Rita, the void is filled and he goes to a killing spree in exchange for the safety of Rita and his child.
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