So I was watching these two today and I just realized something.
Two of the greatest stand-up comedians have shared the same stage- in the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, Arizona- 35 years apart.
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Is it bad if its good?
Anonymous said: If you read the comics, you would know that Scott and Ramona stay together. Plus we know Dexter's entire life. Your theory doesn't make any sense.... …….. a man can dream, can he?

Anonymous said: If you read the comics, you would know that Scott and Ramona stay together. Plus we know Dexter's entire life. Your theory doesn't make any sense....

…….. a man can dream, can he?

Just got home from work. Was going to use the bathroom. Saw this.
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Scott Pilgrim is a young Dexter Morgan.
Bear with me here. Spoilers ahead.
-The resemblance is striking.
- Scott goes on an epic journey to “defeat” seven evil exes. This is all though his eyes (hence the comic-like style), so in his head his enemies are just turning into quarters but in reality he’s committing murder.
- If you read the comics, you’d know that him and Ramona eventually break up. But that doesn’t mean he stops seeing things abnormally. He needs to fill a void in his heart that Ramona was in. So he moves to Miami, changes his identity and works for police department.
- Dexter’s childhood is a fill-in excuse he made up because of his losing sanity- it explains little to no mention of his real parents, and the pool of blood he remembers is the reality of what he thought was a pool of quarters.
- All the people he kills are not only bad people, but people he believes might pose a threat to him and his plans. Once he meets Rita, the void is filled and he goes to a killing spree in exchange for the safety of Rita and his child.
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Woke up to find out I may have knocked up my girlfriend, got my car to die on me mid-drive to work, had to get it towed and pay 200 bucks to replace a cable, then three minutes later found out it’ll have to stay for the weekend since a) they realized I might need a new radiator- another 400 bucks, and b) it’s a Friday and they don’t work weekends. At least I can go home and watch The Office and Arrested Development to make this Friday bett- FUCK.

Woke up to find out I may have knocked up my girlfriend, got my car to die on me mid-drive to work, had to get it towed and pay 200 bucks to replace a cable, then three minutes later found out it’ll have to stay for the weekend since a) they realized I might need a new radiator- another 400 bucks, and b) it’s a Friday and they don’t work weekends.

At least I can go home and watch The Office and Arrested Development to make this Friday bett-

FUCK.

A nun’s vaginia actualgatsby: (Source: andrastianmingle)

A nun’s vaginia

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liamdryden:

NOT NOW AUNT MAY 
I SAID I’D GET THE FUCKIN EGGS
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She likes to drive sometimes. Not bad at it, either.
Emotions make you weak.

Emotions make you weak.

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